On a hilarious episode of Clueless Gamer, Conan O’Brien sits down with Elijah Wood to play a game we’ve all been waiting for, Final Fantasy XV. It wasn’t pretty. Here are some snippets –
“We’re on a fantasy adventure and we’re pushing a car through a desert?”
“This boss battle takes 72 hours to beat? The last time I spent 72 hours beating a worm was in college!”
“Why did we spend so much time getting the car fixed, when we can move around on a chicken so easily?”
To all Final Fantasy fans, that was a blasphemous reference to our beloved Chocobos! But having endured the game’s slow pace, Conan reserved his most scathing shots for the Square Enix team waiting outside – watching the whole thing unfold in real time!
“You’ve been working on this game for 7 months? You’re mass murderers of peoples’ time! Babies will not get born because of you!”
Despite that, I am still getting this game come November 29. I’ve waited far too long to sit this one out. Time to say goodbye to my social life!
Watch the hilarious exchange here.